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Urban Dictionary

the act of licking 2 sets of testies from different ethnicities within one night. the culprit could be male or female.
Dude, (s)he just beakered the shit outta them!
beaker by ballsandwieners October 13, 2009
A Vito is a parasite that invades your life circle and sucks the energy from it and continues to drain that energy until there is none left, leaving you only with the element of hatred. A Vito is a tick that drains you dry and like a tick, a Vito doesn't care that it drains your energy, it's just after what's going to benefit itself with no care in it's mind how it's affecting the person(s) that it's sucking the blood from.
Awww man, Vito is here again... when is my dad gonna tell that bastard that he isn't welcome here?!
Vito by Randerith April 6, 2011

Your life is shit 

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.
Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."
Your life is shit by Hym Iam February 15, 2024

Ranglebær 

When you have old shit in your ass hair
its pronounced rangle-baer
eww you got ranglebær?!
Ranglebær by Pøllø February 24, 2021
Italian slang for when you have a negative amount of energy.
Oh my god, I ate so much shit on my cheat day and now I am so stunad.
stunad by OnlyHalfItalian February 24, 2017

Datelationship 

That part of when you're dating someone and you're basically behaving as if you're already in a relationship but no one has really said or agreed about anything. Can be polyamorous or monogamous.
"We were just, like, dating, and then we were being like, boyfriend-girlfriend about it like we were in a datelationship? But now we're in a relationship for reals."
Datelationship by jortshart July 26, 2018
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