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noun, adjective, verb
noun, Testea: means a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming gentleman.
adjective, Testeaious: means someone who acts like or tries to be like a Testea.

v. "To testea:" means to entertain a person/people.
I am a Testea which means I am a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming man.

You are being Testeaious!!!! Why are you trying to be like a Testea?!!!!

I am testeaing these people, they are having a good time.
Testea by Kebede Abebe March 9, 2011
A piece of shit stuck to a furry dog's ass.
My dog needs a haircut, look at all the pizard on his ass.
Pizard by Chrono August 27, 2004

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Older Sibling 

Will literally traumatize you, cause insecurities, make you paranoid about what they'd think about something that's not even relevant to them. They always get more attention than you do whether it's family, friends, or even strangers. You forever feel like nothing compared to them because of the younger sibling "brat" stereotype and you've always felt like Older Sibling's Name's younger sibling. They sometimes will do stuff like order you around, call you names, and mock you without really knowing how you feel. It's the worst.
Stranger: Hey, is that your Older Sibling?
Younger Sib: Yeah
Stranger: They're cute, what's their name
Younger Sib: Older Sib's name
Stranger: Nice! I'll go talk to them
Younger Sib: Alright
Younger Sib: Why does everyone notice my older sibling and not me?
Karen said to Carl FLTF so are you DTF.
FLTF by ZuluLove July 31, 2020

cancer-stick 

harmfull tobacco rolled in paper with a useless filter at the end. chock full of nicotine and other shit that will lung rape you in the future. proven marijuana is less hurtful then cancer-sticks COUGHcigarettesCOUGH COUGH omigawd i need a fix because i'm a spineless pussy and i'm spending $60 a week on cigarettes. those of you who quit bless your souls, those of you who quit for 2 days and get back on it, and do this repeatedly...grow a back bone if i can stop smoking cigarettes you can to.
-COUGH COOOUUUGHH COOUGH
-for fucks sake put that cancer-stick out
-shuddap you people the reason i smoke cigarettes
-no it's because your weak ass fucking gave into peer pressure like a BITCH!!!
cancer-stick by deejaysjoosijays April 23, 2007
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