watkins

the inability to act appropriately in social situations

He's got watkins

by Ali-Bali Thomas March 29, 2010

watkins

A person who says he will soon retire but doesn't.

Boy' that Kevin always says he'll Watkins! It's been over a year now!

by Retired and lovin it! December 22, 2009

Watkins

To gank, pilfer, filch, or purloin

Related to: Mooch

Priggish prick watkinsed my thumb drive!

I'm gonna watkins this shit!

That dude is always watkinsing computers from work, I've seen him with at least four laptops...

by dOobersNapz October 03, 2012

Watkins!!

1. a crazy girl that is so high on life that it is impossible to keep up with her!

2. tres bril and completely hot.

3. a girl that every guy is secretly in love with but is too intimidated by her awesomeness to feel like he could ever be amazing enough for her...and is usually true- therefore, she is also a heart-breaker

"So i hung out with Watkins!! last night"

"no way man! she is so hot!"

"I know. she is the most amazing girl i have, or will ever meet."

"Fo sho!"

by Hippie Ninja March 10, 2007

watkin

1- an unnecessary 5 minute - 1 hour break.
2- a stupid action
3- anything negative

1- "I hate working with this kid. He's taken 3 watkins in the past hour! I'm doing all the damn work!"

by KMaster June 29, 2012

Watkins

the last name of a guy who is built like a tank. gets his dick wet by fine as chicks. throws bomb as parties. super sexy. funniest kid ever and has too much swag to handle.

O shit Watkins is here the parties started.

by jesse ruben July 07, 2011

Watkins

A sick welsh paedo who preys on little children like the child catcher for chitty chitty bang bang

Chad: Mate did you hear about Jimmy Savville?

Kevin: Yeah he's a total Watkins.

by Young and Hung December 20, 2012