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Urban Dictionary

Paint Job 

When one sprays and blankets (fully or partially) another with their own reproductive fluids, typically follows a deed such as sex or oral sex, but is not limited here. Paint Jobs are gender-neutral.
"Hey man, you should have seen the Paint Job I gave this girl who was passed out in the quad"
"My new girlfriend isn't on the pill, so I'm giving her quality Paint Jobs every night"
"Trashell, Eugene flicked my bean so professionally last night I gave his face a serious Paint Job. Before he could even do it again I gave his face a second coat!"
The sensation a woman has when she was for a time free of conscious awareness of the male gaze and did not feel othered, but is then reminded in some way that she is a woman first and a geek, colleague, or writer, etc a distant second. That is, being grunched is the sensation of being firmly and unexpectedly othered.
There it was, the sickening grunch as I landed involuntarily back in my body- and not my entire body either, but specific parts of it.
grunch by sigflup October 26, 2010

Josh Allen 

Quaterback for the buffalo bills current owner for the miami dophins, new york jets and new england patriots. He is a parent to 3 kids named Zac wilson, Mac jones and Tau turntheballova. he is a MASSIVE stud for hot chicks. he also has a butler named tom brady who calls him daddy. (not by reqeust hes just weird).
Tom: yes daddy what can i do for you today?
Josh Allen: get mac, i have to take him to therapy again
Josh Allen by iykyk23456789 July 4, 2022
To fix something well with what is lying around .
He used dental floss , a thumbtack , an old mad magazine from 1981 to fix that engine , is that safe .?
Yes he totally Griggsed it ....
Griggs by Upyerkilt333 October 16, 2021
Whipping out your dick, and Jizzing on the first person to fall asleep at a party.
Dude Alec fell asleep, and then the guys totally Kevioned on him.
Kevion by Clitmuncher85 October 24, 2014

shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"
Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"
shitting my stick by Lizzzssss July 21, 2017
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