Clitmuncher85's definitions

The Messy Mop

When a girl squirts in a guy's mouth while she's on her period, he combines it with his spit and spits into a cup. He then cums in the cup and pours it on the girls head. She uses her hair as a mop and squeezes it back into her mouth and then her and the guy fuck. He pours the mixture into her pussy and proceeds to fuck her without a condom

Dude, last night, Karen and I did the Messy Mop!
Friend- no fucking way dude!

by Clitmuncher85 April 24, 2015

Kevion

Whipping out your dick, and Jizzing on the first person to fall asleep at a party.

Dude Alec fell asleep, and then the guys totally Kevioned on him.

by Clitmuncher85 October 24, 2014