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A person with this name is simple yet problematic, a Cahmei might find themselves instigating fights and disputes. Though these people can be rough around the edges they are still nice people, as long as you don't come to rub them the wrong way.
Cahmei
Cahmei by Happy-possum April 19, 2020
Fun Sock (n): The sock one uses to masturbate with.
Fun Sock (v): To caress one's penis with the sock of another.
(n): Ex: Eric has quite the fun sock collection!
(v): Ex: Eric fun socks Bill all night long!
Fun Sock by J84* February 23, 2014
a very stupid-like human creature, who is also retarded.

loves to play with himself and is soo concieted.

is ALWAYS dumped and his name is KEVIN (CONLU)
not to be specific but, kevin john conlu
You're so stupid, your a DUME.
dume by blahblehblueiamKEVINc May 28, 2009

Gotta Pay Lonnie 

A pimp, drug dealer, or "whatever" guy you do daily illegal business with and who you owe some of your welfare check to.
GPL 'Gotta Pay Lonnie"

druggie chick in welfare line: "I can't live on 200 a month"

Jail Dude: "I can't live on 200 a day haha"

Druggie Chick: " well, I need the 200, I have a phone bill and I "Gotta Pay Lonnie."

(The name is fictitious)
Gotta Pay Lonnie by sherrbie June 28, 2012

Sanford Maine 

Sanford Maine, you’ve probably heard about us but never been. The potholes were too much but hey don’t worry we spent 100 million dollars on a high school that can’t pay it’s electricity bill. It’s well known for its short lived small businesses like the Sandwich Shack and many Chinese food places. Our main attractions consist of Island Ave, Family Dollar, and the mills... formally known mills burnt down by children playing with lighters. When visiting family dollar do not ask to use the restroom, they will tell you no, they had a incident with a guy doing heroin and ended up ODing. Sanford is a good place to light a jibba with your buddies on the sidewalk, if your worried about police officers don’t worry half of them are on drugs as well. Sanford Maine has also lost big businesses as well like apple bees, Burger King, and Bonanza. So we highly recommend checking us out because we need as much economy as we can get. If that’s not enough to get you to come, our education system is top notch with the most recent technology like google white boards only the high schoolers get to use or the lesser smart boards the junior high kids get to use. We had apple computers but realized they costed too much so we switched to google. Our teachers are very educated but don’t ask them for extra time on work... ANYWAY check Sanford Maine out because it may or may not be worth your time and money for tires after going over a pothole.
Guy 1: Yo did you hear about Sanford Maine?
Guy 2: Yeah my buddy got caught smoking weed by his mom
Guy 1: It’s just the norm
Sanford Maine by TopherTheWelder January 5, 2021

zombiefried 

completely incoherent due to alcohol and drug use, unable to function mentally
I don't even remember what happened at the club last night, I was zombiefried.
zombiefried by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
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