poohole

The poohole is a mysterious entrance, which is commonly believed to lead to another dimension, where brown creatures, commonly referred to as the Cosby kids, are "dumped" into the the toilet (aka the pool).

Lang: Dude my butt really itches.
Steven: Gross.
Lang: I think something is stuck in my poohole.
Steven: Shut up! Oh wait.....that a dildo?!?!?!
Lang: No........THATS JUST MY TAMPON!

poohole by HamLover July 24, 2006

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Burniture

This means burning furniture, usually associated this copious amounts of alcohol and partiers.

Lets throw the couch on the burniture pile!

Burniture by Tinalggs July 6, 2016

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Alphabet Soup

The endless letters behind the name of an academic that indicate certifications or higher degrees. John Doe, MD, FAACS, Ph.D., MS, CNN, CCTC, BM, WAP.........

Dude, I"m finishing up this research paper we cowrote. I need your alphabet soup for the citation.

Alphabet Soup by Mimsy2000 August 8, 2023

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shtworg

Essentially a meaningless insult. Can be used in place of 'idiot,' 'moron,' or 'dumbass;' but the meaning doesn't matter, only the fact that it's an insult.

Derived from the inverse of "growths." Just because it sounded funny.

Jared is a shtworg for buying Halo 2 at 12:08am.

shtworg by AMmayhem November 8, 2004

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Pretend

What most people in the world do. They smile at people/neighbors/coworkers they hate, they pretend to be joking or kidding with people they want dead, and they pretend to fight allies to try and convince their enemies that they are on opposite sides (for show). Most people would rather come to someone indirectly with a smile before they kill them than directly with their true intentions toward the other person, with no pretense or guile.

He/she knew how to pretend, which anybody could do really, but he/she wasn't too good at direct emotional honesty even at his/her most straightforward times.

Pretend by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021