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A generally unkowingly, unwanted and unloved person. Has absolutely no social awareness.
"That dude is a fucking dilban!"
dilban by Elephant penis February 23, 2017

Missing bradideous

When you really miss someone named Brad as he makes the world a better place

Symptoms:
Nautilus feeling, and maybe tingly hands all create just from nerves and nervous feelings,

Be happy have a Brad in your life is the best!
I am suffering from “missing bradideous”

It’s like having happy nerves
Missing bradideous by Gogalb July 22, 2019

reflective drinking 

Reflection on life or otherwise over a couple of drinks, usually performed midweek and alone.
Have a good night all, I’m heading home for some reflective drinking.
reflective drinking by anonymous April 21, 2021
To intentionally send or post pictures and/or videos of yourself fapping to email accounts of friends or sexual contacts or amateur porn sites.
Carl: What's up Roger? Why the strange look?
Roger: I was surfing amateur porn on the internet the other night looking for some new spank bank material. I came across some pictures. I am confident they were my wife Sandy's.

Carl: Wow. That's wild. Sounds like she's been doing a little Fapagram.
Roger: Yea. Not sure what to think.
Carl: I think you need to give me that website so I can do a little fapping.
Roger: Kiss my ass braaaaahhh!
Fapagram by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2015
A foopa is an old ladys vagina
Tyler likes foopas very much.
foopa by Sam and paul November 23, 2006

ass shot 

anal sex.
I heard she is limping like that because her boyfriend gave her a rough ass shot last night.
ass shot by kazeeba August 17, 2009
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