a phrase my dauther and I made up one day while looking out into ocean we were taking about getting old and what she would do when I got old she said I'm going to take you fishing far out in the ocean and throw your ass off the boat

1. a hocker, loogey, slug on the ground


2. the act of hocking a loogey

synonym for the male genitalia. Used especially when referring to his unbridled penetration ability, meatiness, ejaculatory marksmanship, overall heat-seeking prowess, cervix bruising capabilities, and undeniable penchant for twistjobs, blow-jacksons, slobbery spit shines, one-eyed stroke salads, the ol' gine grind, cooter filling, weener wax wednesdays, the horizontal hopscotch, poop chute parades, nipple spearing, and a good ol' fashioned dip in Genital Juice Lake.

A tart berry (little lee-way please) who's tasters can't quite figure if it's good or not. Despite problems with an outside lack of intelligence, the shrubbery's approval ratings seem to stay above those of Johnberry.

The speed of a cheetah.

The strength of a silverback gorilla.

The passion of a French poet.

The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.

The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.

Saikisannoyedface is a tiktok creator, who posts about different anime throughout their account. Saikisannoyedface goes by any pronouns, so I will be using they. <3. saikisannoyedface is a very enjoyable mutual, who i love dearly <3