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Urban Dictionary

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guy 1: give 5555555555555555 to my enemies!
Guy 2: oh god
Nailing some one that you met through email, a dating website, or on line in any way. The actual nature of the relationship is irrelevant. Even eharmony counts as an enail.
Match.com set me up with this sweet enail, she did everything I asked for, it was almost like ordering a whore.
enail by what just happened April 26, 2009
Moving around like James Bond. Walking along walls, rolling around on the floor, diving through doorways, etc. It's designed for stealth but generally makes more noise than just walking.
Stoner One: Dude we can grab munchies in the kitchen but my mom's asleep so be quiet

Stoner Two: Gotcha man, I'll bond it.begins to hum bond theme

Stoner One: NO YOU FOOL YOU"LL WAKE EVERYONE UP!
Bond It by Glenside21 August 6, 2005

urban dictionary 

A website intended to become a place where people could write the definition of slang terms. The community made it.. well, a dictionary telling you the definitions of sexual phrases and words.
P1: Have you checked out the Urban Dictionary?
P2: Yeah, but all I see is just horny definitions of words used by horny people.
urban dictionary by A Dumb Mouse August 7, 2016
Scary bitch and someone who is just an asshole who keeps beating people. Also a Ghot.
someone : I see happiness, that's cause you don't have a friend like Vaishnu.
vaishnu by anonymous November 24, 2023
The grossest smelliest man alive who has an odor of mayo with a very small microscopic penis. Girls run away when seeing this hunk of shit. Typically snitches on parties when not invited, which is all the time, typically has very few friends, and a lot of chest hair on that big tummy
Wow look at that disgusting piece of shit, wow must be a Thomas
Thomas by Robs Gay February 1, 2018
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