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omnibeligerent 

someone who is so belligerent that they have no clue how belegerent they are
“The Paul Brothers are so self absorbed and belegerent at this point they’re omnibeligerent”

Mississippi Haunted House 

The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”

Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”

Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”

deja tweet 

When you're browsing facebook and see a status update and then 15 seconds later your twitter application announces that you have a new tweet which is of course your friend's facebook update that is tied into twitter.
I saw Jason's facebook status update and then a minute later twitux told me he had updated. Deja tweet.
deja tweet by Blunt Roller May 18, 2009

brooke attwood

commonly has a hot boy friend that is named kirby and she is a sexy beast

fair city 

Otherwise knows as fairly shitty a "gripping" irish soap opera which makes me ashamed about my nationality. your only allowed to be in fair city if you talk with a fake dublin accent "gripped" with angst, have chronic constipation and say "jaysus" and tut between every sentence
1:ma, oim up da pole!
2:jaysus samanta whos da da?
1:jaysus ma dats loik askin me wha bean made me fart!
Engaging in anal sex, then proceeding to ejaculate into your partner's ass, afterwards sucking out the semen from their ass with either a bendy or twirly straw.
Dang dude, last night I heard Bingham filched his grandma! He's such a filcher...
filcher by Mark Becker December 27, 2007
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