Otherwise knows as fairly shitty a "gripping" irish soap opera which makes me ashamed about my nationality. your only allowed to be in fair city if you talk with a fake dublin accent "gripped" with angst, have chronic constipation and say "jaysus" and tut between every sentence
1:ma, oim up da pole!
2:jaysus samanta whos da da?
1:jaysus ma dats loik askin me wha bean made me fart!
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