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Urban Dictionary

The general shit that life throws at you i.e. betrayal, employment, kids, marriage, small penises, etc.

Often fits well in place of the word madness.
2 in 1 shampoo is it? What is this cuntery?
Cuntery by Chegothy October 24, 2008

appcident 

When your finger accidentally touches an app on your phone, causing it to load up and preventing you from doing the task you were going to do until you are able to close the app down.
I needed to check my email on my phone but an appcident caused Football Manager to load up.
appcident by iamseabass March 16, 2015

russian firehouse 

When you anally plow a chick after she had spicy mexican food for the past week.
I was on a bender this last weekend in TJ and gave this chick a russian firehouse. My dick still burns!!
russian firehouse by tomcatisarat November 27, 2014
“I’m fucking screaming”
“Omg ifs ! She screenshot our conversation and sent it to him !!!
Ifs by Typicalmelmao August 7, 2018

Raw Dog Ramen 

Eating un-boiled raw ramen. Generally, consumed after mixing the powder packets with the ramen and shaken vigorously.
Yo man, I’m about to raw dog ramen after dinner. Shits better than cooking it, don’t tell my girlfriend.
Raw Dog Ramen by RAWdogRAMEN February 25, 2021

Chibidoki 

Chibidoki: man i love bowser bussy fart
Chibidoki by c1yde August 5, 2023
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