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Pads into camp is greeted by leader Coalstar "Bloodscorpion, go on patrol for the day" grumbles and pads out doesn't wanna argue with the leader cause wants to be leader one day finds a rattlesnake behind the nursery bites neck and rips of head brings to camp to Coalstar Coalstar gasps "Bloodscorpin! you saved are kits! how can we thank you!" scoffs "make me senior worrier!" is smacked by Aldertalon (the now deputy) "you'll have to do more then thatItalic text, Bloodscopion" laughs
"Hey who is that sexy cat?"
"It's Bloodcorpion, the only sexy cat"
::smacks lips: "I should've known that"
"It's Bloodcorpion, the only sexy cat"
::smacks lips: "I should've known that"
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(noun)
The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.
Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.
By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
(noun)
The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.
Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.
By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
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I was saying "yo mama" jokes to my friend, but then i stopped because from his eyes you could see how painfucked he was.
I was saying "yo mama" jokes to my friend, but then i stopped because from his eyes you could see how painfucked he was.
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