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Grbariatricism
The obsession of the weight of others to the extent that observations are steered towards the relative overweight of the individual (or individuals) involved. Usually affecting the smugly slim.
We just congratulated them on their baby and he said “you’ve been in a good paddock” to the mother - Clearly on the Grbariatricism spectrum.
Grbariatricism by Toomarto February 19, 2021
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Grbariatricism
An obsessive response to weight that disrupts social intercourse by redirecting attention to the relative weight of actors involved in the subject of the conversation.
Steve’s Grbariatricism caused a rift in the family when he observed that the newborn’s mother “had been in a good paddock lately”.
Grbariatricism by Toomarto February 20, 2021
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.