zurwell

To take a simple problem, with a simple solution and through a combination of penny-any amateur Machiavellian machinations and ignorance convolute it so that no solution is ever possible. Meanwhile obstructing every informed attempt to correct the original problem. Even better if you then spend an incredible amount of time blaming everyone else AND covering your obvious screw-ups.

All they had to do was turn on a simple firewall, but IT managed to zurwell it so badly the office printer caught fire. They blame Housekeeping.

zurwell by nagaraja September 15, 2011

zurella 

A greasy, often dark-haired mammal indigenous to North America. Located near little league baseball field consession stands, the zurella feeds on cherry sno-cones, nachos, and vodka.

"A zurella jumped out from under the bleachers and bit me!"

zurella by Eugene E. Clark April 24, 2005

Zurrell 

Zurrells are the best person you would ever want as a friend they are usually small and are very cute and can always make you Have a smile on your face even if you are very upset if you have a Zurrell in your life you are one of the luckiest in the world

Random girl: did you see that boy over there he must be a Zurrell he’s so tiny and cute

Zurrell by Shortbean November 23, 2018

Zuriella 

Zuriella is a girl that gets out of her way to help especially if you have her respect. She Honors God with her Name. She Loves animals but Loves Human lives more. If you know a Zuriella you will realize she one of a kind and forever steals your heart.

Zuriella a God's wonder, Gift, and blessing for those who meet her.

Zuriella by JOH83 March 19, 2020

Zurell 

Zurell is the most Cold heart boy u will ever meet
But one thing about Zurell, is that when u get to know him u would realise

That he is very funny,caring,loyal and kinda romantic ,
He has the most bright and cute smile u would ever see.
Zurell well give respect once he receive respect

Zurell is so kind to the people he love and adore.

Zurell by By: love.Kay September November 20, 2023