zubernoob 

Also zooblet. A positivley derogatory term, often used in video games. Today's noob's are losing IQ points by the second and a new word is required. You will find zubernoob's asking such questions as to which button the parachute is, instead of simply reading the controls. They are also renowned for killing the only thing they can successfully kill... their own unsuspecting team members.

History,
Originally coined by "L337_(YPl-l3R_l-l4X0R" for the "ƒ(2x)" klan to use freeley and indiscriminatley against these extreme noob's.

Example 1
zubernoob: gig5j03qflfm 'as;ldk;wopmfejkfjkn
normal player: 0.o
normal player2: What are you trying to say???
zubernoob: im tyin tu fend th parashut buton
Example 2
zubernoob: hahahaha i killed u!!!
team member: dude I'm on your side
zubernoob: but i got u ..hahaha
team member: zubernoob
zubernoob: whats a zu..*kicked from server*

zubernoob by -L337_(YPl-l3R_l-l4X0R- December 17, 2006

ubernoob 

The worst kind of noob, they have been playing for quite a while and they still arent picking up any skills.
You may also call someone an ubernoob when they are teamkilling and team flashing and generally being an annoyance even if they are quite skilled.

"Stop team wounding you ubernoob"
"ffs ubernoob, you got me killed again"
"votekick"

ubernoob by Tamek Iller September 24, 2005

Ubernoob 

Someone who is even more embarrassingly inept at gaming than just a regular noob; also used in non gaming situations

"Wow you really just missed that shot? You're definitely an ubernoob"

Ubernoob by Jessedude November 28, 2007

Ubernoobing

describes somebody who is being overly klutzy, stupid, forgetful, and generally cannot do anything correctly; occurs during amateur hour

Van: Am I doing this the right way?
Dan: No, that's completely backwards.
Van: Sorry dude, I'm ubernoobing hard right now.

Ubernoobing by knobnucker August 11, 2010

ubernoob 

Comes from online gaming and is dervived from noob. Ubernoob is a higher level of noob and people often call people ubernoobs instead of just a normal noob for a change of pace when they kick people's ass.

*shoots friend in game then goes over and humps body yelling* Ha pwned you ubernoob.

ubernoob by alex April 21, 2005

ubernoobage 

when a noob has reached super human levels the term noob no longer applies and an ubernoobage level is a danger that most cannot combat or comprehend.

they're 40-80 yr old noobs with ubernoobage abilities

he is an ubernoobage player and needs to be removed from this world.

ubernoobage by cadlum June 19, 2008

ubernoob 

Someone who is better at something then your average noob, but still sucks compared to most people.

He just started today seriously? Damn he's a ubernoob.

ubernoob by Apathy February 1, 2004