Rules of a ZTgAy:
1. telling everyone you are pretty does not make you pretty
2. Theoretically wearing a crown does not make you pretty (
see rule 1). Most crowns refer to mass inbreeding.
3. Complain until all your dreams come
true, unless that
dream is to be pretty (see rule 1).
4. A "fundraiser" does not mean spending more
money on it then you raise.
5. Pink is the color of my
vagina
6. Surviving for over 100 years and producing no notable
members is an accomplishment
7. The phrase is "keep your head held high" not your nose.
8. Being ridiculously
cocky about low self esteem just confuses others.
9. Copying off the work can only take you to so many places, and those places would be a consistent 2nd place rating.
10. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I think you are ugly inside and out, but keep telling yourself you'
re pretty and then refer to rule 1.
Hot Male Figure 1: Who is that bootch with the
cocky attitude, low self esteem and huge hips?
Hot Male Figure 2: Oh, that bootch is so ZTgAy dude.
