Rules of a ZTgAy:
1. telling everyone you are
pretty does not make you
pretty
2. Theoretically wearing a crown does not make you
pretty (see rule 1). Most crowns refer to mass inbreeding.
3. Complain until all your dreams come true, unless that dream is to be pretty (see rule 1).
4. A "fundraiser" does not mean spending more
money on it then you raise.
5.
Pink is the color of my vagina
6. Surviving for over 100 years and producing no notable
members is an accomplishment
7. The phrase is "keep your
head held high" not your nose.
8. Being ridiculously cocky about low self esteem just confuses others.
9. Copying off the work can only take you to so many places, and those places would be a consistent 2nd place rating.
10. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I think you are ugly inside and out, but keep telling yourself you're pretty and then refer to rule 1.
Hot
Male Figure 1: Who is that bootch with the cocky attitude, low self esteem and
huge hips?
Hot Male Figure 2: Oh, that bootch is so ZTgAy
dude.
