zqmpa 

often goes by ashley, zqmpa is a very hot person. she posts a lot of inspirational things.

have you seen zqmpa’s new post?
yeah! shes my favorite mutual

zqmpa by wallickerava September 19, 2021

Zompacalypse 

The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.

You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.

Zompacalypse by Madfat October 24, 2009

Zampa 

Named after Italian porn actor Remigio Zampa, a zampa is the act of pinching a girls nose while she's giving you head. While doing this, you should yell: "I will kill you with MY cock!" in a cheesy, Italian accent

- I did a zampa on my girlfriend last night

- Was it good?

- Not for her...

Zampa by Asger W September 17, 2006

Zampa 

a term used to describe someone who has an abundance of racist and derogatory knowledge....aka..racist fuck! usually redneck in nature, having or possesing many things camouflage.....loves the military, especially the navy.

"your such a Zampa!"

Zampa by drunkensailor85 March 31, 2010

Zempavink 

A dutch word deriving from a birds name. It's use is similar to that of: "Ha Bisky"

Most of the time it is used to express discontent without wanting to provoking someone.

John: "Did that package I ordered arrive today?"
Peter: "No, it's still not here."
John: "Ah, for the love of Zempavink!"

Zempavink by Rucovest June 19, 2010

zmqpalnxowkscniejdvbrufhtg 

The final frontier of all the qwerty combos. Only true intellectuals would want to do this. Starting from zm (left to right), then the top, then the middle, until you work all your way into t and g. as usual, just follow the same pattern, bottom, top, middle. resulting in zmqpalnxowkscniejdvbrufhtg.

Bob: I'm bored and have no life. Let me find a qwerty combo that hasn't been discovered!
*30 minutes later*
Bob: I have finally found one.. zmqpalnxowkscniejdvbrufhtg!

zmqpalnxowkscniejdvbrufhtg by Dino Dino dinosaur January 30, 2019

zqmp 

The last thing you type when you don't want to do your homework and are suuupppppeeerrrr bored

I decided to type zqmp on my computer,instead of doing algebra .

zqmp by #itsAndrea October 24, 2018