Zampanio 

A retro video game. A lot of information about it is obscure or unknown, and descriptions of it vary wildly, but it is generally agreed upon to be some kind of RPG or RPG-like game from the Atari era. A lot of people who claim to have played it give contradictory or wildly absurd claims about its gameplay, story, and narrative. Sources of info describing it or referring to it have a nasty tendency to get deleted, but there's still a bit out there. Has an unclear connection to eon337, a mysteriously vanished decade-old Neopets user responsible for the original Longest Text Ever.

Zampanio is a very good game. You should play it.

Zampanio by SmeargleUsedHex July 28, 2022