1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general
laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy
nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your
nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
1)
Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a
work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement
couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!