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Zoom Bag 

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
Zoom Bag by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020

Zoom Baby 

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.
We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.
Zoom Baby by FireMaidn May 28, 2021

Zoom Baby 

A newcomer, usually a millennial, whose recovery began at the onset of COVID-19 restrictions mid-March of 2020 and has progressed exclusively in virtual reality, primarily on the Zoom platform.
After a year in COVID lockdown, our first ever Zoom Baby is celebrating one year of recovery without ever having attended an in-person meeting, a truly remarkable feat.
Zoom Baby by FireMaidn May 29, 2021

Zoom Bar 

Zoom Bar

Zoom Bar is a shared video conference call for the purpose of social interaction while drinking, popularized by the quarantine restrictions during the 2020 Covid 19 pandemic.
My wife is hung over from last night's zoom bar with her friends.
Zoom Bar by The Pit Lord April 5, 2020

Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon

The use of space travel as a metaphor for beating your wife.
Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon.

Alice: Right Ralph, right.

Bang Zoom 

When something happens quickly, "Bang Zoom!"
That dude split like "bang zoom" man! always said when clapping hands together and one hand slides forward after the clap.
Bang Zoom by ArteestCreation February 6, 2012