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Zoom Bag
1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
Zoom Bag by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020
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Zoom Baby
A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.
Zoom Baby
A newcomer, usually a millennial, whose recovery began at the onset of COVID-19 restrictions mid-March of 2020 and has progressed exclusively in virtual reality, primarily on the Zoom platform.
Zoom Bar
Zoom Bar
Zoom Bar is a shared video conference call for the purpose of social interaction while drinking, popularized by the quarantine restrictions during the 2020 Covid 19 pandemic.
Zoom Bar is a shared video conference call for the purpose of social interaction while drinking, popularized by the quarantine restrictions during the 2020 Covid 19 pandemic.
Zoom Bar by The Pit Lord April 5, 2020
Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon
Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon.
Alice: Right Ralph, right.
Alice: Right Ralph, right.
Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon by Hank Tofferston June 17, 2009
Bang Zoom
That dude split like "bang zoom" man! always said when clapping hands together and one hand slides forward after the clap.
Bang Zoom by ArteestCreation February 6, 2012
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