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the act of zip tying your boyfriend’s cock to stop him from cumming while you rail him from behind, usually including your boyfriend being blindfolded and have his wrist tightly tied to the headboard.
Jayason: yeah me and Perce were goin’ Zippity last night, my ass still hurts

Thalia: Jayason it’s thanksgiving

Jayason: sigh, this drumstick sure does remind me of Perce’s cock
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the act of zip tying your boyfriend’s cock to stop him from cumming while you rail him from behind, usually including your boyfriend being blindfolded and have his wrist tightly tied to the headboard.
Jayason: yeah me and Perce were goin’ Zippity last night, my ass still hurts

Thalia: Jayason it’s thanksgiving

Jayason: sigh, this drumstick sure does remind me of Perce’s cock
the act of zip tying your boyfriend’s cock to stop him from cumming while you rail him from behind, usually including your boyfriend being blindfolded and have his wrist tightly tied to the headboard.
Jayason: yeah me and Perce were goin’ Zippity last night, my ass still hurts

Thalia: Jayason it’s thanksgiving

Jayason: sigh, this drumstick sure does remind me of Perce’s cock

zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay

The ultimate one hit kill spell, only used by the most skilled of wizards
Guy: Hey buddy, you looking for trouble?
Wizard: You leave me no choice, Zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay
Guy: *dies*

Zippity Zubaz 

The fashion sense of the well heeled northerners (usually Canadian), especially their love of the "Zubaz" brand shorts.
When he came out of the store with his new game, everything was overshadowed by his Zippity Zubaz.

zippity zoppity, give me the boppity 

1. Joke slang that is similar to 'Show me the money.'
Time to get paid, son. How are you gonna ask for the raise?

Zippity zoppity, give me the boppity.

zippity zoo 

gone yeeted x9000
Jared was hyper as per usual... bulike outta nowhere he started to zippity zoo
zippity zoo by bajoob December 20, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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