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the act of zip tying your boyfriend’s cock to stop him from cumming while you rail him from behind, usually including your boyfriend being blindfolded and have his wrist tightly tied to the headboard.
Jayason: yeah me and Perce were goin’ Zippity last night, my ass still hurts

Thalia: Jayason it’s thanksgiving

Jayason: sigh, this drumstick sure does remind me of Perce’s cock
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the act of zip tying your boyfriend’s cock to stop him from cumming while you rail him from behind, usually including your boyfriend being blindfolded and have his wrist tightly tied to the headboard.
Jayason: yeah me and Perce were goin’ Zippity last night, my ass still hurts

Thalia: Jayason it’s thanksgiving

Jayason: sigh, this drumstick sure does remind me of Perce’s cock
the act of zip tying your boyfriend’s cock to stop him from cumming while you rail him from behind, usually including your boyfriend being blindfolded and have his wrist tightly tied to the headboard.
Jayason: yeah me and Perce were goin’ Zippity last night, my ass still hurts

Thalia: Jayason it’s thanksgiving

Jayason: sigh, this drumstick sure does remind me of Perce’s cock

zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay

The ultimate one hit kill spell, only used by the most skilled of wizards
Guy: Hey buddy, you looking for trouble?
Wizard: You leave me no choice, Zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay
Guy: *dies*

Zippity Zubaz 

The fashion sense of the well heeled northerners (usually Canadian), especially their love of the "Zubaz" brand shorts.
When he came out of the store with his new game, everything was overshadowed by his Zippity Zubaz.

zippity zoppity, give me the boppity 

1. Joke slang that is similar to 'Show me the money.'
Time to get paid, son. How are you gonna ask for the raise?

Zippity zoppity, give me the boppity.

zippity zoo 

gone yeeted x9000
Jared was hyper as per usual... bulike outta nowhere he started to zippity zoo
zippity zoo by bajoob December 20, 2018