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A zio-war is an anti-Semitic term created by white supremacists to describe wars that they claim are funded on both sides by "Satanic Jewish banker families" like the Rothschilds and Rockefellers to advance the "Jewish Agenda" of the "greater Israel project" by destabilizing nations surrounding Israel, and then ultimately achieving "world domination". They also like to cite things like Ken O'Keefe documentaries, goyimtv, the Fox News interview of James Traficant, the PressTV interview of Cynthia McKinney, the "dancing Israelis" who they claim were operatives of Israel sent to document the attack on 9/11, and many excerpts from the Holy Jewish Talmud that "prove" things like "Jewish supremacy" over non-Jews, or other lies such as "non-Jews are like cattle" or "it is forbidden for Jews to heal non-Jews". These anti-Semites will sometimes also tell you to google image search the words "Metzitzah B'Peh", but no need to do that, please just ignore everything that they say. Jews really are nice people, and in-fact they are God's chosen people, so you must support them.
dude: hey bruh I think I'm gonna join the military yo
dude2: nah bro don't do that, you'll just be risking your life fighting zio-wars.
dude3: HEY! THAT'S ANTI-SEMITIC!!!
zio-war by ScottIsrael February 15, 2022
A zio-war is a term to describe wars that are funded on both sides by "Jewish banker families" like the Rothschilds and Rockefellers to advance the "Jewish Agenda" and ultimately achieve "world domination". Usually these wars are fought by non-Jews (goyim).
guy 1: hey bruh I think I'm gonna join the military
guy 2: nah bro don't do that, you'll just be risking your life fighting zio-wars.
zio-war by ScottIsrael February 24, 2022
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