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zinzon is a word used primarily by pedophiles as a dogwhistle. It is used by pedophiles to find other pedophiles. It also intentionally has no meaning so it wont be mistaken for anything else. If someone says zinzon to you, you are in immediate danger.
Pedo 1: "Hey zinzon!"
Pedo 2: "Oh hey zinzon!"
Normal guy who knows: "FREAKS!!!!!!"
zinzon by Tapirrank January 26, 2024
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a Swedish person who is fond of small breasted girls who have cats ears.
your wf looks like zonzon
zonzon by billy233333333333 December 26, 2009
Related Words
zinzon • zonzon • zanzony • zinion • zinzan • Zinzo • zincone • zingone • zinon • zinzun
lawyer 1: oh you lost the case, you're such a ZINGONE
lawyer 2: Ha Ha Ha *starts to cry*
zingone by jehovahwitness2006 June 9, 2018
Meaning: a god like figure that reigns over the internet world and has powers to do whatever one wants with the world wide web.
He is the zinzan of our group chat
Zinzan by Zinzan March 29, 2017
Name used for a really, cool person.

Can also be used as a slang for the Indonesian varitey of SAFENESS!
It can be used in 2 ways both are great:

OMFGZWTFBBQ YOUR SO FREAKIN' ZINZAN

or

I am nowhere near as zinzan as YOU!
zinzan by Philip J Frost November 5, 2006
hot,sexy,good hair,tennis player,awsome guy with big muscles.
michael is so zincone !
zincone by josypondy93 November 3, 2006
Cutest girl alive especially when she is made she is so pretty even her eyes everyone adores her especially all the boys
Hello zanzony i love you

Your my one and only zanzony
zanzony by Beauty_123 June 19, 2019
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