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Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.
After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.

You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
Zimming by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
Words you can keep
The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom
After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!
Zimming by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
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The act of walking or moving about with the aid of a zimmer frame (walker). Often done with surprising speed or style, proving that mobility aids can be used with flair.
Don’t underestimate Grandma—she was absolutely zimming down the corridor to bingo night.

After his knee surgery, he spent a few weeks zimming around the house like a pro.
Zimming by Baz195 September 17, 2025
Running as fast as possible; especially a gang of kids.
"Me and my friends were zamming across the playground, when we crashed into a teacher."
zamming by Rebecca Siddall (age 6) December 20, 2006
The sweetest and most artistic person you will ever meet yet harbors a small amount of hate. Zimings are usually infatuated with Asian culture and contribute a lot to their local communities in the form of volunteer work. They will express their appreciation usually in the form of satire or memes. Zimings tend to be of Chinese/Taiwanese descent, usually a mix of both. They are also the most studious type of students, being among the smartest people you will ever meet.
Person 1: Is that Ziming?

Person 2: Yeah, he fell asleep in health class.

Person 1: He studies too much at night.
Ziming by fkaliz April 10, 2023
Ziming is a very kind person. It is more commonly used as a male name. He is normally good at Chinese and treats his parents right. You can always trust a Ziming. If you are friends with a Ziming, you will always laugh while around them, they also tend to swear quite a bit.
Person 1: Is that Ziming?

Person 2: Yea, how did you know?

Person 1: He made me laugh a lot.
Ziming by Thefunnybunny February 16, 2022

zimminy cricketts 

1. the conscience that reminds you not to make sexual comments in social situation
2. a chic's friend who always cock blocks you

1. I'd love to tell you what I did last night, but my zimminy cricketts is telling me not to.

2. I would have gotten so much ass from that bitch if it wasn't for zimminy cricketts.
zimminy cricketts by jwooders November 15, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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