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Zhou is a Chinese surname originated from the Zhou dynasty. The 15th most popular Chinese surname. Mostly spoken as “zhu, zoo, ju.” Pronounced “joe.”
周written in Chinese.
Person1: hey are you Zhu?
Zhou: no I am ZHOU
Zhou by Erika ling July 3, 2019
Words you can keep
Zhou is a Asian family last name. Originated from China and the Zhou dynasty. It’s one of the most common names in the Chinese Asian community. Asian surname
Person: hey is that guy’a last name Zhou?
Person2: yeah that’s his last name.
Zhou by Erika ling July 3, 2019
Zhou is for very asian. Mainly ends in a name like Jesse or James. Originated from the Zhou dynasty. Very asian, chink.
Hey look at that Zhou!
Zhou by Jesse Zhou March 15, 2008
Get yourself a ZHOU, you won’t regret it. Here is why; they are reliable, they will cook you the best VERSPAKKET. They will make every room feel like a party. QUEEN in decorating. They dance till the early hours whatever it’s on. They cry with you on A Star Is Born. Never make Zhou mad, she is gonna use here cool karate kicks against you.

She is the most original LOVING person! You will fall in love with her but she will always love her huge teddy bear more.
Person A: OMG… Who is that?!

Person B: That is Zhou! The grooviest girl on every party!!!

Person A: OMG I wish she was my friend

Person B: OMG I wish she was my lover

*Zhou winks to both of them*
Zhou by Jelynachiti December 13, 2021
A Name to describe crazy gay men. Zhou's are hairy, Muscley, and Wear their glasses on the tip of their nose. They talk with wisconsinite accents, on purpose, and make silly silly faces.
Person#1 "Look at that Zhou over there."
Person#2 "That one?... He's coming over here, OH GOD HE SAW US!"

Zhou "... OHEI GAAAAYS WHUTS GUIN AAAAN? 8D "
[Zhou] by Chickeny nipple necks January 16, 2009

Zhou Tonged 

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.
I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

Zhou Qiluo 周棋洛/Kiro 

Zhou Qiluo, popularly known as Kiro among International fans is one of the main characters in Mr. Love: Queen's Choice a.k.a Love and Producer.
Kiro is a popular idol, musician and a superstar widely known for his irresistible charm, bright sun-like personality and stunning smile.
Many seem to misunderstand Kiro as just a 'happy-go-lucky' smiley sunshine but only those who are really willing to know him know how deep his character is. Kiro is an orphan who had a tough childhood full of abuse and torture yet he managed to shine brightly and climb to the top. He's also a mixed race but since he's an orphan, his real race has been remained a mystery even till now. His 'EVOL'(superpower) is 'Absolute Charm' and 'Absolute Control'. Later in the story, Kiro is shown having "double-life" and his other personality except his usual 'sunny' self.
Those who are willing to know Kiro in a deeper level will always understand how Kiro is more than just a 'pure sunshine type' of boy.
Kiro is one of the most complex yet interesting character--not only in otome games but in entire anime and mobage history. He is selfless and will do anything to protect his most important person.
Not to mention, he has amazingly dedicated fans! Once, his fan-club bought him a REAL STAR for his brithday! They bought it through NASA and named the star after him. Right now, a star named 'Zhou Qiluo' is looking after us from somewhere in the space, happily smiling as he protects his dear 'Miss Chips'!!!
Person A : YOU'RE GONNA LOVE Zhou Qiluo 周棋洛/Kiro. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST ANYMORE. IT'S A FUCKING THREAT.
Person B : Calm down bestie---
Person C : No, they're right. Liking Kiro is the universal law now. One has no choice but to love him.

Person A : I wish more people could understand Kiro and appreciate him!
Person B : Yes! Kiro deserves the entire world! He is too precious for us!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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