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a badass kid who can fight and get any girl
hey he's a zeurvan
zeurvan by zeurvan May 25, 2015
A terrifying New Zealander and deviantART celebrity famous for his animations and scarring of of "fangirls" that aren't really fangirls. He's notorious for his mind-numbing adventures and "Blood Boners" and drawing naked Karl on a daily basis.
On the internet today, there was a Zeurel spotting. All the girls ran away.
Zeurel by werewolfmali February 7, 2009

Zeursh!! 

The sound a vagina makes when it emits fluid, very forcefully, from climaxing, aka "squirting". Zeursh! is particular to a rather audible and loud, intense squirt.
She zeurshed... EVERYWHERE. Linens destroyed - I'm not complaining! Her vagina said ZEURSH!!
Zeursh!! by PtotheSKI January 22, 2015

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