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The best player in every game. Very big penis. Always happy and very good looking.
You're a zeptic.
zeptic by zeptic1 August 28, 2017
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zesticious 

When someone is full of zest (zesty) and/or aggressively zesty.
"Ezekiel is so zesticious, he goes for every guy he sees."
zesticious by Dartus December 17, 2022
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Zestician 

The Zestician is someone that you call to rid someone or something of zest.
Jon: oh look there is a SBM (Scrumptious Black Male) doing the griddy around a potty house.

Blake: Someone call the Zestician
Zestician by Cum Goblin 34 October 13, 2023

Zesticle 

A testicle of great flavour and zest! Usually bouncy or tropical, and exciting like lemons.
I saw a guys zesticles and it gave me a buzz! - I wish I had a pair of those.
Zesticle by Ronnie Rocketship April 1, 2009
A foreign exchange student that is NepthOG`s slave and sucks his nans tenticals
OMG This guy is so Zeptiik hes nans dead
Zeptiik by NepthOG June 2, 2015
When a character is so overpowered that they outright become unfazed by any danger towards them, no matter how threatening they are.
That OC right here is definitely a Zephicon.
Zephicon by RandomPersonMan September 10, 2023
a minecraft player with no life on 8b8t, they are a furry and a femboy, thats all (he says hes king of 8b8t what a noob) Written by: zepicre
hi to 8b8t players (hi reapet)
zepicre by zepicre April 3, 2021
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