A better example:
A dumbass making YouTube Videos and streams on Twitch, uses Discord like it's his every-day life , doesn't have a girlfriend & plays games for a living.
Notifications: Zekticezy uploaded a newvideo!
Me: yess let's watch it
A beautiful genderless being from outer space with a smooth voice and great smile . They are African and fine as hell. Usually hairless like a Sphynx. Facial features really go crazy.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'