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One who steals bourbon from Meijer’s to win a prospective client
I was about to lose a insurance sale so I pulled a Zepeda.
Zepeda by Spring Lake September 28, 2018
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Mr. Zepeda 

Mr Zepeda is the teacher who is the calmest but most threatening. He is nice but he definitely has a criminal history. He probably killed a few people but that all doesn't matter when you enter his classroom. He also probably teaches History or English.
Person 1: Have you met Mr. Zepeda?

Person 2: Yeah he killed my mom.
Mr. Zepeda by 100%NotAnAlien March 28, 2022

messiah zepeda 

Alexis : Aye you’re being a messiah zepeda
Jared : flip you I’m no bootyhole

Franco Zepeda 

asshole fuck shit he is a dick
Franco Zepeda by xd neogatia January 24, 2019

Mario Zepeda 

A sexy beast with a bbc cracked at Fortnite and roblox.
Omg Mario Zepeda’s packing like 10 inches😍
Mario Zepeda by Rizzzgoddddd November 11, 2023

Mr.Zepeda 

Mr.Zepeda is a Spanish teacher that everyone hates and locks every single Spanish assignment.
OMFG! I hate Mr.Zepeda he always locks the Spanish assignments!
Mr.Zepeda by J.X.S May 24, 2024

Mr. Zepeda 

Mr. Zepeda is the calmest but most threatening person you will ever meet. He is nice but probably has a criminal history. He has killed a minimum of 82 people but all that doesn't matter when you enter his classroom. He also probably teaches History or English.
Person 1: Have you had Mr. Zepeda?

Person 2: Yeah he killed my parents.
Mr. Zepeda by 100%NotAnAlien March 28, 2022
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