Zepeda

One who steals bourbon from Meijer’s to win a prospective client

I was about to lose a insurance sale so I pulled a Zepeda.

by Spring Lake September 29, 2018

Mr. Zepeda

Mr Zepeda is the teacher who is the calmest but most threatening. He is nice but he definitely has a criminal history. He probably killed a few people but that all doesn't matter when you enter his classroom. He also probably teaches History or English.

Person 1: Have you met Mr. Zepeda?

Person 2: Yeah he killed my mom.

by 100%NotAnAlien March 28, 2022

messiah zepeda

messiah zepeda is a bootyhole

Alexis : Aye you’re being a messiah zepeda
Jared : flip you I’m no bootyhole

by whatislifeoof May 14, 2018

Mario Zepeda

A sexy beast with a bbc cracked at Fortnite and roblox.

Omg Mario Zepeda’s packing like 10 inches😍

by Rizzzgoddddd November 12, 2023

Franco Zepeda

asshole fuck shit he is a dick

you are such a franco zepeda

by xd neogatia January 24, 2019

Mr. Zepeda

Mr. Zepeda is the calmest but most threatening person you will ever meet. He is nice but probably has a criminal history. He has killed a minimum of 82 people but all that doesn't matter when you enter his classroom. He also probably teaches History or English.

Person 1: Have you had Mr. Zepeda?

Person 2: Yeah he killed my parents.

by 100%NotAnAlien March 28, 2022