zelm

zelm is a force of nature that farts on people unmercilessly. To be a zelm, you must have controllable flatulence at all time, and huge balls to assist with the wafting of said odor

i talked shit and got zelm'd, i think it went into my mouth

by testaculator December 22, 2005

Zelmak

(1) A rotund postal worker who is also an aficionado of bowling.

(2) A connoisseur of heavily salted and/or deep-fried products.

(3) An individual who believes that bowling ball inserts are free.

(4) A worshipper of Dave Thomas and those damn tasty nuggets.

Look at that Zelmak at the snack bar!

or

Hey, don't Zelmak that split!

by HuhManMan April 19, 2004

zelmak

1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.

1. Look at Zelmak chewing on the gum, and he's wearing the skirt too!
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.

by Neal Prager April 25, 2004

Mans Zelmerlow

Måns Petter Albert Zelmerlöw - He is a Swedish singer who is probably best known for his 2007 song "Cara Mia" which was his entry into that years Melodifestivalen.

Discography
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Stand By For...
First studio album
Released: March 24, 2007
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD

MZW
Second studio album
Released: March 25, 2009
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD

Mans Zelmerlow's Cara Mia was #1 in the Swedish charts.

by Igor Simonov September 27, 2009

Zelma

Something who is, or is acting like a pussy.

Mike Cring is a Zelma for deleting the facebook account we set up for him.

by SeanofAustria69 July 15, 2009

Zelma

A person with a lot of complex emotions. Is very beautiful but loud at times. Has a love for all things cute and dark. Also probably gay.

Zoe: What do you think of the new girl in class?

Zion: She's totally a Zelma
Zam: Nah i think she's just emo

by Thetiggestbitties69 May 7, 2021

Zelma

pretty girl with beautiful dimples. Likes music and loves Coronas. She is full of laughter and super funny. She can be loud at times due to her spanish heritage. She is part of a show called "Zel N Mel".

Can leave the house without a Zelma

by mzqt77 February 5, 2010