(1) A rotund postal worker who is also an aficionado of bowling.

(2) A connoisseur of heavily salted and/or deep-fried products.

(3) An individual who believes that bowling ball inserts are free.

(4) A worshipper of Dave Thomas and those damn tasty nuggets.

Look at that Zelmak at the snack bar!

or

Hey, don't Zelmak that split!

Zelmak by HuhManMan April 19, 2004

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zelmak

1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.

1. Look at Zelmak chewing on the gum, and he's wearing the skirt too!
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.

zelmak by Neal Prager April 25, 2004

zenmail

an e-mail message in which the sender refers to an attachment that has not, in fact, been attached. (Thus subscribing to the zen doctrine of non-attachment).

"Oops -- here's the PDF I promised, with apologies for my previous zenmail."

zenmail by Jehosophat February 25, 2009

Zelaid

Someone who is cringy/gay and who is dumb as hell

Your such a zelaid

Zelaid by Zelaid July 15, 2017

Zelaine

A boss ass bitch. A bitch who is a boss.

Damn, you’re such a zelaine. I wish I could be just like you.

Zelaine by someoneknowledgeable June 2, 2021

Zermaine

A boy who has beautiful eyes. Very attractive and can steal your girl.

Dang ! did Zermaine just steal your girl ?

Zermaine by 😴 March 13, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026