zampog

when a tampon gets stuck up ur ass and you have to fart it out.

mary had a zampog when she was drunk at a party and her boyfriend got his tampon in her ass.

by zamo February 19, 2007

Zampolve

A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.

Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!

Person2 - I cant!

Person 1 - Why not?!

Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!

Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!

Person 2 - Damn right

by Agent Hawk June 19, 2006

Zampogna

A type of Southern Italian bagpipe. They have two chanters and typically have 2-3 drone pipes. They come in various sizes in order to play different pitches and keys. Generally the sac is made from an entire goat skin. They are associated with Christmas and other religious festivals and are an important element of Italian folk music. Also see Ciaramedda.

Most Americans are unaware of the Italian Zampogna and think that the only bagpipes that exist are those from Scotland and Ireland.

by DavideKC November 27, 2007

Oscar Zamprogno

Prince of long dicks and love of Gmali

Girl 1: “OMG is that Oscar Zamprogno”

Girl 2: “OMG yes it is he is so hot”

Girl 1: “I hope he prefers me over Gmali”

Girl 2: “I hope so too”

by BrownieKing November 27, 2022

Zampoglous

A fancy word for ball sack. These can either be for a man or a woman (we make no judgements) *cough cough* lady gaga *cough cough* As long as you keep your Zampoglous clean you wont get Zampogliosis. The zampoglous is an all natrual area of the body that can get a little hairy at times. So make sure to keep those those things trimmed.

"Damn my zampoglous is getting really fucking hairy! I need to get those things shaved!"

Girl- "Wow your zampoglous is huge!"

Guy- "Tell me about it."

by MaddieShobert February 28, 2011

Zampon

A group of 5 hot, sexy , sex on the legs boys everyone would like to fuck.

- do tou see that group!?
- (wet) who are they.?
- they are totally Zampon

by Zampon's girls July 6, 2018