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Zampolve
A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.
Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!
Person2 - I cant!
Person 1 - Why not?!
Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!
Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!
Person 2 - Damn right
Person2 - I cant!
Person 1 - Why not?!
Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!
Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!
Person 2 - Damn right
Zampolve by Agent Hawk June 19, 2006
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Zampogna
A type of Southern Italian bagpipe. They have two chanters and typically have 2-3 drone pipes. They come in various sizes in order to play different pitches and keys. Generally the sac is made from an entire goat skin. They are associated with Christmas and other religious festivals and are an important element of Italian folk music. Also see Ciaramedda.
Most Americans are unaware of the Italian Zampogna and think that the only bagpipes that exist are those from Scotland and Ireland.
Oscar Zamprogno
Girl 1: “OMG is that Oscar Zamprogno”
Girl 2: “OMG yes it is he is so hot”
Girl 1: “I hope he prefers me over Gmali”
Girl 2: “I hope so too”
Girl 2: “OMG yes it is he is so hot”
Girl 1: “I hope he prefers me over Gmali”
Girl 2: “I hope so too”
Oscar Zamprogno by BrownieKing November 27, 2022
Zampoglous
A fancy word for ball sack. These can either be for a man or a woman (we make no judgements) *cough cough* lady gaga *cough cough* As long as you keep your Zampoglous clean you wont get Zampogliosis. The zampoglous is an all natrual area of the body that can get a little hairy at times. So make sure to keep those those things trimmed.
"Damn my zampoglous is getting really fucking hairy! I need to get those things shaved!"
Girl- "Wow your zampoglous is huge!"
Guy- "Tell me about it."
Girl- "Wow your zampoglous is huge!"
Guy- "Tell me about it."
Zampoglous by MaddieShobert February 28, 2011
Zampon
Zampon by Zampon's girls July 6, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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