Jack O'Mahony

irish leprechaun who works at KFC with a retard ranga brother

Jack O'Mahony is a sexy Irish leprechaun who touches his ranga brother a lot.

by BrownieKing November 30, 2022

Lucas Latty

monster cock bigger than Shaq's which is probably fucking massive

GIRL 1: OMG IS THAT LUCAS LATTY
GIRL 2: OMG YES IT IS. I WANT TO RIDE HIM NOT SHAQ HE IS BIGGER THAN PUNY SHAQ

by BrownieKing April 28, 2022

Oscar Zamprogno

Prince of long dicks and love of Gmali

Girl 1: “OMG is that Oscar Zamprogno”

Girl 2: “OMG yes it is he is so hot”

Girl 1: “I hope he prefers me over Gmali”

Girl 2: “I hope so too”

by BrownieKing November 27, 2022

Penrith Panthers

The best footy team in the world. Even better than the Storm and Eels bc they are both shit.

Rabbitohs: Finally a five game winning streak
Latrell: who have we got?
Alex Johnston: fuck me its the penrith panthers we are going to get smashed.

by BrownieKing June 08, 2021

Matthew

The hottest, sexiest man alive. He is also the king of long dicks.

"I wish I was like Matthew!"

by BrownieKing June 07, 2021