The epitome of awesomeness. Every girl wants a zaldy, every guy wants to be a zaldy. A zaldy isnt just sexy, but sexy is zaldy. Few people have ever achieved the state of zaldy.
Girl 1: I want a zaldy
Girl 2: Omg... me too!
*A zaldy walks in*
Girl 1: Wow..... a real life zaldy *faints*
Girl 2: He's so dreamy... *faints*
Random guy: I wish I was a zaldy....
They are two individuals who are the physical embodiment of perfection with beautiful sea-green eyes and delicious bodies and they have over 70,000 followers on Instagram
Let me introduce you to Drolfoid of the house suffering sanctuary, first of her name, the undaunted, Queen of the silent reverie, khaleesi of the great void, saving grace of the innocents, mocker of the stupids, banner of the creeps and protector of G.O.I. (Group of Introverts).
Daniel had a zaldec about having sex on the MUGA
I just had a zaldec!
Savin had a zaldec about performing CBT on Dr Nefario Louis had a zaldec about the newborns at Chase Farm