1.If you don't already-- follow him on instagram at zExportA!!
2. A canadian funnabe who brags about his sexual prowess when in fact has a libido equivalent to that of a dying lama.
What is the only difference between how long zExportA lasts in bed and a professional bull rider: 8 SECONDS!!
3. Believes the Calgary Stampede is renown outside of canada.
4. Takes penis in the back of chuckwagons.
5. Has been driving high since the day he got his license.
2. A canadian funnabe who brags about his sexual prowess when in fact has a libido equivalent to that of a dying lama.
What is the only difference between how long zExportA lasts in bed and a professional bull rider: 8 SECONDS!!
3. Believes the Calgary Stampede is renown outside of canada.
4. Takes penis in the back of chuckwagons.
5. Has been driving high since the day he got his license.
by TheSwoleGuido September 27, 2018
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