YPM 

Yawns-Per-Minute

Dana: "Oh man I'm so tired"
Summer: "What's your current YPM?"
Dana: "I just hit 4"

YPM by sum19 April 16, 2010

YPM 

You Peel Me?

Instead of You Feel Me? in Los Angeles, California there is a high Mexican American population and the "F" in "Feel" tends to be pronounced "Peel"

Hence, You Peel Me?

I'm trying to get laid tonight You Peel Me?

The Ladies are looking good tonight YPM?

Let's go check out the YPM's YPM?

YPM by meta0747 November 11, 2009

YPM 

Yoga Pants Mafia - A large and noisy group of most suburban women who insist on the wisdom of their agenda, often using social media to harangue and hound and bully other dissenting voices.

I was hoping the virus lockdown would end soon but it seems those neurotics in the YPM are going apeshit with their usual opposition.

That Brenda was a hottie until she joined the YPM and now she won't ever shut up.

YPM by Megaforcemedia April 13, 2020

ypm 

yeah pretty much.

stop making up crap that no one will use.

ypm this is gay internet slang.

ypm by noneyabizzzzz October 27, 2006

YPMV 

Your placenta may vary.

A comic variant on the more trite YMMV (your mileage may vary), used as a caveat indicating that an assertion is believed to be true, but may vary in degree for different cases. YPMV references those who believe that eating the placenta after child birth will give nutrients to stave off post partum depression, increase milk supply with several unspecified nutritional benefits to the mother.

YPMV is rumored to have come from a South Park writer's idea on the topic of Tom Cruise's child's birth and Scientology practice, but the line apparently never made it in to the target episode.

Some mothers report tremendous benefits from the seemingly bizarre practice of eating placenta after childbirth, while other study subjects report no benefits at all. Apparently, YPMV!

YPMV by Hah Tordsten October 17, 2009

ypmulb

The act of licking a person's asshole while they are urinating.

Jessica was feeling frisky so she gave me a ypmulb.

ypmulb by Dirk A Derr October 26, 2004

YPMF 

An acronym for "You're pretty much fucked." Mainly used to describe a person that is currently in a particularly dire or unfortunate situation.

Chris: Hey dude, my Subaru broke down in the middle of the street!
Ryan: Sorry Chris, YPMF.

YPMF by Ryan R September 12, 2009