you put me on , similar to "ipyo; i put you on" as to when someone had showed something (a song or a tv show) that they liked or found and now you like it too.
guy: "aye bro remember the song you showed me the other day ? ypmo"
friend: "yeaaa broo ipyo that songs lit asf"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.