youtubese

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The euphemistic words used to talk about certain subjects like playground enthusiasts, bad touching, or followers of a certain German political philosophy from the 1930s and '40s without being kicked off sites like youtube.

"Tim Poole was talking about Yahtzis, who are they?"
"Notice how it sounds like a certain political philosophy from Germany? He's using Youtubese."

youtubese by Alan Donym August 10, 2021

Words you can keep

fastest growing army on youtube

did you mean: greg

Me: what is the fastest growing army on youtube?
Google: did you mean: greg

fastest growing army on youtube by emthenarwhal1 April 22, 2019

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube

Greg (Danny Gonzalez fan base)

Greg is widely known for being the fastest growing army on not just YouTube, but on the whole internet.

The fastest growing army on YouTube is Greg

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube by Truly Greg Forever June 17, 2021

Youtube Kids

An app some soccer mom's attempt to make their child watch kid friendly videos, AKA some shit nobody even enjoys. Elsagate mostly appears on here.

My mom got me Youtube kids instead of the actual Youtube

Youtube Kids by 7point92x57mauser July 18, 2019

YouTube

An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with offensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.

A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on TikTok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 job and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a YouTube.

YouTube by Flaredust January 22, 2023

Youtube rewind 2018

The biggest yotube rewind failure gaining 3 million dislikes in one day and quickly becoming hated and becoming a meme everywhere. The largest piece of garbage ever made

Someone: "Hey did you watch youtube rewind 2018 "
Me: "You need to shut the fuck up "

Youtube rewind 2018 by GxashxG December 9, 2018

YouTube

An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.

A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a TikTok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a YouTube.

YouTube by Flaredust January 22, 2023

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026