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Your Tears 

Your cum
I'm gonna drink ALL of your tears
Your Tears by Mike9090290391 May 27, 2021
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your tears here 

When someone you hate or someone annoying cries. So you drink their tears. Typically they cry so much you fill a mug with tears and drink it.
i haven't seen a result for this, so i decided to created just for the Urban Dictionary Mug
Annoying Douchebag You Hate: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: drinks tears
You: your tears here.
your tears here by EmployeeBob April 14, 2017

save your tears 

A lyric from the song 'Save your tears' By the Weekend - Heard at the Superbowl of 2021.
Have you heard 'save your tears' by the weekend yet? It's my favorite song.

I don't think so...WAIT I hear it at the Superbowl - that song was awesome but underrated.
save your tears by moonini February 8, 2021

cry until your tear ducts are dry 

When you cry so hard that your tear ducts dry up and you become extremely down because there is no longer any purpose to cry about not doing a certain task.
Hey Cory, cry until your tear ducts are dry.

tear your ass 

command that someone moves swiftly so as to cause their ass cheeks to tear apart. Abrv. TYA
tear your ass to the crib before I beat your ass

Tear your ass! or TYA!
tear your ass by DRED 4000 January 20, 2009

tear your ass open 

To have sex with, Fuck.
Dude I just tore her ass open like we got married.
tear your ass open by Carlos February 11, 2005

shed your morning tear for Nixon 

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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