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your tears here 

When someone you hate or someone annoying cries. So you drink their tears. Typically they cry so much you fill a mug with tears and drink it.
i haven't seen a result for this, so i decided to created just for the Urban Dictionary Mug
Annoying Douchebag You Hate: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: drinks tears
You: your tears here.
your tears here by EmployeeBob April 14, 2017

save your tears 

A lyric from the song 'Save your tears' By the Weekend - Heard at the Superbowl of 2021.
Have you heard 'save your tears' by the weekend yet? It's my favorite song.

I don't think so...WAIT I hear it at the Superbowl - that song was awesome but underrated.
save your tears by moonini February 8, 2021

cry until your tear ducts are dry 

When you cry so hard that your tear ducts dry up and you become extremely down because there is no longer any purpose to cry about not doing a certain task.
Hey Cory, cry until your tear ducts are dry.

tear your ass 

command that someone moves swiftly so as to cause their ass cheeks to tear apart. Abrv. TYA
tear your ass to the crib before I beat your ass

Tear your ass! or TYA!
tear your ass by DRED 4000 January 20, 2009

tear your ass open 

To have sex with, Fuck.
Dude I just tore her ass open like we got married.
tear your ass open by Carlos February 11, 2005

shed your morning tear for Nixon 

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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