your reward 

male ejaculate; splooge; jizz; cum; etc.

When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My friend asked me what I spilled on the mouse pad and I said, "Oh, that's your reward."

your reward by Sam Theman May 20, 2009

Your eternal reward

Death; The permanent reward of no longer living.

Here is your reward… Your eternal reward.

Your eternal reward by rabiescat February 22, 2023

your retarded 

Oh, the irony. "Your retarded" is incorrect. It should be "You're retarded". Saying "your retarded" is just making yourself retarded by not knowing the correct grammar.

Billy Bob: your retarded
Sally: Look who's talking. Get some grammar lessons, retard.

your retarded by Kathleen G. June 14, 2006

your retarded 

An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.

Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.

your retarded by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009

your retarded 

a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.

mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it

mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"

jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"

your retarded by twistor May 24, 2009

your retarded 

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.

"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"

your retarded by albinoboy December 6, 2006

retard your asshole 

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.

He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.

retard your asshole by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018