'is your mom gay' is a common question asked my bullies at school. A correct answer is 'which one' but if they hit you with the 'both of them', you are fucked.

Person 1: Is your mom gay?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both of them.
Person 2: Fuck

is your mom gay by The Elite Council February 2, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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