you should have bought a squirrel 

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

you should have bought a squirrel by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008

You Should Have Bought a Squirrel 

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.

Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.

You Should Have Bought a Squirrel by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023