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You shot I Shot
this is a game played with two alcoholics trying to get drunk with eachother. One person buys two shots for the two of them, then the second person buys two shots. This continues until you are sufficiently drunk or blacked out preferably
You shot I Shot by functioning alcoholic October 1, 2011
You Shot a Cow
To fail suddenly, unexpectedly and humourously without you or other surrounding parties initially realising your mistake.
*Following a breif period of silence where it dawns on everyone what an idiot Robin has just been*
Stu: Hey man, you're an idiot, you shot a cow on that one!
Stu: Hey man, you're an idiot, you shot a cow on that one!
You Shot a Cow by RTO October 30, 2005
YUZ GZ YOU THE FACE THE BROXN HOW WORD TO MY MUTHA YOU SHOT
YUZ GZ YOU THE FACE THE BROXN HOW WORD TO MY MUTHA YOU SHOT by Yuz gz June 20, 2022
You Got Shot
You Got Shot by One Sexy Filipino October 13, 2005
you get shot
you get shot by MeatwadATHF August 27, 2006
You got shot
You got shot by kevkev21 April 15, 2024
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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