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I lemon you.
"I lemon you." means “I am jealous of you” or “I hate you”. It’s commonly used between close friends. The origin of this phrase is uncertain, but it may have something to do with the feeling you get after eating a lemon, which makes you uneasy, unhappy, or a little bit angry.
I lemon you. by Double-Clips May 9, 2020
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you lemon • when life gives you lemons • If life gives you lemons, make lemonade • When God Gives You Lemons... • When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. • I lemon you. • Ay you like lemons because I do • do you have lemonade? • do you like lemons • When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade
Do you listen to Lemon Demon?
An alternate discreet way of asking somebody if they belong in the LGBT community, namely Transgender. See also: Do you listen to mother mother?
X: "Do you listen to Lemon demon?"
Y: "Yeah, of course! My pronouns are They/Them!!"
A: "Mom, Dad... I'm gay."
A's Dad: "We know, Son. We heard you respond 'Yes' to the question 'Do you listen to Lemon Demon?'."
A's Mom: lmao loser
Y: "Yeah, of course! My pronouns are They/Them!!"
A: "Mom, Dad... I'm gay."
A's Dad: "We know, Son. We heard you respond 'Yes' to the question 'Do you listen to Lemon Demon?'."
A's Mom: lmao loser
Do you listen to Lemon Demon? by kittycatttmattt July 22, 2021
you’re a lemon
you’re a lemon by Wafash May 25, 2018
When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!
1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?
Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?
Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?
Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?
Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?
Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?
Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!
When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. by PokarFace June 20, 2010
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!
1
Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?
Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?
Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!
3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.
Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?
Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?
Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!
3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.
Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade by PokarFace June 20, 2010
When God Gives You Lemons...
Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.
When God Gives You Lemons... by [The Creator] January 29, 2008
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