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you're lame 

You're lame, like so fucking lame, gosh Charlie I hate that so much
you're lame by shfaded September 14, 2016

You're so lame circa 1985 

A comeback used when people that think of themselves as popular or cool make a lame one-liner and think it's the funniest thing since "I'm on a boat," when in reality you aren't affected at all.

Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.
New Girl: Who are they?

Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!

Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?

Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!

(high-five)

New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!

You listen about as well as a lame dog. 

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason
#1 (N) This cool website where you can ask, answer, and rant about life, love, and anything else that happens in life. And do it completely anonymously.

#2 (N) When you ask lame questions or make lame statements on Youlame

#3 (V) The act of posting a question or comment on Youlame.. (youlame it)
Example #1:
Guy: I want to ask Jenny out but I don't know if she likes me... what should I do?

Friend: Why don't you ask youlame? They give free advice to anyone and no one will know it's you because it's anonymous!

Example #2:

Girl: I have never kissed a boy but I really like this guy. I'm too embarassed to ask anyone because I don't want to be made fun of

Brother: Ew.. I'm not interested in your love life but Youlame it. They'll give you good advice.

Example #3:

Person: WHY DOES THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! I AM SO MAD! No one even understands me.... they just judge me. I am going to rant on Youlame! No one can judge me then!
Youlame by Wondering Leaf January 23, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022