A comeback used when people that think of themselves as popular or cool make a lame one-liner and think it's the funniest thing since "I'm on a boat," when in reality you aren't affected at all.

Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.

New Girl: Who are they?

Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!

Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?

Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!

(high-five)

New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!

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You listen about as well as a lame dog.

"It means you don’t listen."

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason

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Youlame

#1 (N) This cool website where you can ask, answer, and rant about life, love, and anything else that happens in life. And do it completely anonymously.

#2 (N) When you ask lame questions or make lame statements on Youlame

#3 (V) The act of posting a question or comment on Youlame.. (youlame it)

Example #1:
Guy: I want to ask Jenny out but I don't know if she likes me... what should I do?

Friend: Why don't you ask youlame? They give free advice to anyone and no one will know it's you because it's anonymous!

Example #2:

Girl: I have never kissed a boy but I really like this guy. I'm too embarassed to ask anyone because I don't want to be made fun of

Brother: Ew.. I'm not interested in your love life but Youlame it. They'll give you good advice.

Example #3:

Person: WHY DOES THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! I AM SO MAD! No one even understands me.... they just judge me. I am going to rant on Youlame! No one can judge me then!

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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