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you are stupid 

( Hey a dude called me stupid! )
( Oh that person out the screen? )
( YEAH! )
( They are just bored and wasting the creators time typing )
( Y'know what you are stupid everyone is. )
( the heck. )
you are stupid by quinxa_1 September 19, 2021

bro you are stupid 

when some one does something stupid and you want to slap him on the head
your friend: wazzup hits your water on you

you: bro you are stupid then you slap him up side the head
bro you are stupid by tylertheboss December 24, 2017

do you are have stupid 

The ultimate insult, all "No Us" and Reverse Cards do NOT work on this, this will vanquish the opponent to the shadow realm, forever damned to eternal suffering.
John: Your granny tranny
Nick: *smiles* do you are have stupid
John: *fades away, sent to the shadow realm

do you are have stupid 

A Roblox quote made by one of the famous, Flamingo/AlbertsStuff non-grammar group
lol rich roblox kid: noob
bacon hair: do you are have stupid

Do you are have stupid? 

Do you are have stupid?
do you are have stupid?

Do you are have stupid? 

this is the ultimate trap card you can use when someone's being a bitch
my mom: do your chores
me: do you are have stupid?
my mom: what?
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