Power: 750,000,000,000. Accusing someone’s sister of cisnormativity so potent, it retroactively cancels her TikTok account. Side effects include her pronouns changing to “they/them” and her Uggs turning into Doc Martens.
*Chad: "ur granny tranny"
Sapphic Sorcerer: "you're sis cis."
Chad’s Sister: renounces capitalism, starts a punk band
Chad’s hairline recedes 5 inches.
Sapphic Sorcerer: "you're sis cis."
Chad’s Sister: renounces capitalism, starts a punk band
Chad’s hairline recedes 5 inches.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025